would you like to upsize your bathtub of popcorn?

So i recently went to a movie at the movie theater (go figure) and i decided to buy some popcorn. Now i rarely ever get popcorn at the movie theatre and i forgot why... so i decided to try it out.
I went with the "normal" size... assuming it was "normal" in size...well i could barely get my freakin arms around the bag it was so huge... i would hate to see a large... guess you get what you pay for...

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!

I recently drove home to "the bay" as we like to call it, and the other highway drivers drove like sane human beings for most of the way, with a couple exceptions.
i was driving a little fast (yes i was speeding, i am a rebel, i know) so i decided to pass someone who was actually doing the speed limit (who does that these days?) neways, some crazy person behind me decide to pass when i did, so i thought ok, he will just pull in behind me when i get passed this person right? WRONG, he decides to pass me at the same time. Did i mention there was another car on a collision course? neways, he dodged disaster and the inevitable three or four car pile-up and i thought what the crap is wrong with this guy... then it allll made sense, as soon as i seen the "Alberta" license plate.
The point i am trying to make here is two fold, 1-Alberta drivers are insane and 2- every time i have encountered a crazy driver on the highway (and a couple times in the city) ALBERTA LICENSE PLATES
maybe its not the drivers at all, its just something about that license plate that makes the driver act like a maniac and try to cause accidents... whose to say i guess

Homer the village idiot... and we love him for it

Kent Brockman (reporting on on tv)- The residents of Old Springfeild are known to use low brow expressions like "oh yeah!" and "c'mere a minute"
Homer- oh yeah! Bart c'mere a minute!
Bart- No way you c'mere a minute!
Homer- oh yeah!

Marge- Homer, we can't take his money!
Homer- I can't take his money! I can't print my own money! I have to WORK for money! Well why don't I just lay down and die!

Homer-And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Marge- Thats because you were drunk!

Homer- You have impressed me sir, and I am a man who is not easily impressed... OH WOW A BLUE CAR!!

Homer-Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer- I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, "the Bus That couldn't Slow Down."

Homer- (in the middle of supper) That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Lisa- k, i don't think any of us saw that coming...

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***********BIG JERKFACE WARNING*****************

I am about to be a big jerkface so forgive me....

If your msn says (Away) i would like to assume that you are in fact "away"... unfortunetly that is not the case, because some people will leave their msn as (away) all the time... this tends to get annoying when you want to talk to someone...

Whats even worse are the people who don't put there msn to (away) but leave their msn on 24 hours a day without a message....i just don't understand... AAHHHHH

Apparently its to difficult to set your msn status to "offline"