Are C.S.I.'s really big jerkfaces?
Does anyone know any actual Crime Scene Investigators? are they really big jerks?
Let me explain
Now i know the "C.S.I. / other detetive shows" are not realistic, but have you ever noticed whenever they are launching an investigation and they are talking to people (not neccesarily suspects, just people who may have known the victim) they treat them like the lowest form of scum on earth?
example:
Detective 1: Mr. Johnson?
Mr. Johnson: yes how can i help you?
Detective 1: Did you know this guy (holds up picture of butchered victim)
Mr. J: yeah, what happend?
Detective: He's dead! He was drowned in the grease at a local Mcdonald's. Can't you tell from the photo, you big fat dummy head?
Mr. J: hey man, take it easy?
Detective: I will take it easy when i find the killer, you monkey faced sissy man!
well that may be a little exagerrated but you know what i mean!
bah, cop shows, what are ya gonna do?
posted by Matt @ 7:18 PM
2 Comments:
Wow. Monkey faced sissy head hey? That was harsh. My favorite part of those shows is how the CSI people go to the crime scene, alone, in the dead of night, while the killer is still at large, to investigate further. It's a miracle all the CSI's in the world aren't brutally murdered by now.
Haven't ya heard? Criminals NEVER return to the scene of the crime......
or wait... how does that go again??
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